Rangers Close the Park on Cat III after Doyle nominated MVP (Most Valuable Pylon) |
Cataraqui III 0 vs Rangers 1
it was a balmy monday evening at the alcan, novelis or trash can field, call it what you want, it is in worse shape than rob(dont stand so close to me) mcdonald , thanks be to god ,queens has spent a couple of million of our tax money and bought it to build on, they wont have to lay foundations because the ground is so hard,playing on that field reminds me of my days on the serangeti in africa ,with the inter -city firm, we were at an away game vrs niarobi utd, but i digress.
on a balmy monday nite,the belgranos took the field with every intention of playing a blinder(or like blind men), starting in goal was the ever reliable mark (the wall) pizzanato, he played a shut out for 10 mins before "the mel" arrived to replace him.for the rest of the game he plyed his trade in the belgranos front line and was unlucky not to score on one occasion when the pace of a ball he stuck with such venom that it fooled the ranger keeper, it took so long to reach the net from the edge of the 18 yard box that the goalie fell asleep and was only awoken when belgrano coach billy stewart thought he was a sheep and tried to sh-g him, but again i digress.
the pylons were playing a couple of men short, rob lusink is still layed up with gout or rising damp, dave bakhurst is still boring complete strangers he,s meeting on the streets of england, telling them about how he beat 8 players and scored from the edge of his own 18 yard box with a header into the opposing goal!!!!, young parker is still layed up wth a suspicious case of a swollen knee, he said he got it playing ball, but young danny saw him being dragged out of the plaza by that leg,so who knows?
the game was played at a frantic pace on a blisteringly hot evening, the belgranos covered acres of ground, the tackles were flying in, with no quater asked or given and the massive crowd of 3 spectators were cheering wildly, the b.b.p,s conceded a great goal to the rangers but had no compliants as it was one of quality.
for the rest of the match the b.b.p,s were in the acendancy, they played well for the rest of the game, especially the back line, barry cave in his new nike" cinder blocks" had his hands full with the new addition to the rangers strike force, this kid was so fast he went like sh-t off a shovel, he made barry look like he was going backwards(oops sorry, he was). barries partner conor (god that boys good looking) doyle played his best game yet, he,s starting to gain confidance and it shows,(the skill must be genetic) and before any of you ask no his mum didnt play soccer!!
the b.b.p,s midfield carried the game to the rangers and created some chances, that were stopped by the goalie, but it was all to no avail, though the bbp,s kept trying they just coudnt score(insert youre own joke here!) and the match ended at 1-0 to the rangers.
coach billy(the blue bomber) stewart was pleased with the teams progress and skill developement, next week he might even give the team a ball to play with!after the game he gave the team a very inspirational speech " lets get the f-uck down the toucan boys" , ah ,his skill is only riveld by sir alex ferguson, united dont know what their missing,.
see ya soon. p.s. keep youre eyes peeled for the nooners game report, soon.
alan doyle
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