Cataraqui Soccer Club

Well hello there.

I see you've caught me watching a few of my lesser teammates do what they call "warmup." Of course, The Shep's warmup regimen is more focused on sketching unintentional nude models, sampling the world's finest soup’s and starting a trend called "Shepping”. The coaching change next season should thrust Cataraqui's greatest goal scorer back into the starting XI. I must admit that I have considered sampling these other “warmup” methods. But then I spotted you, a Shep-babe more beautiful than any other, and my thoughts focused on just one physical activity. And it involves a hot tub full of dairy products. Ha-HA!